Many of us heard that the world was going to end on 5-21-11 at 6PM EST. Then when it came and went we are all left to wonder why Jesus did not come for us. I mean, we were so sure right? Surely God would not stick to what the Bible says. That no man knows the hour of Jesus's return. But we are the smartest generation ever and we are in the time of knowledge right? Surely we would know when He is coming. Could it be that we were wrong? Well of course not. He really was coming and this is what happened.
The day started and God woke Jesus up so he could get ready for the big trip to bring back all of his children. Well it turns out that there was a lot to do. The Golden Chariot had not been driven in so long that when Jesus was going over it he realized that there was a lot of work to do just do get it ready for the big trip. The oil and filter needed to be changed because obviously 2000 year old Quaker State was nothing but solid sludge. Ok no big deal, He could simply lay hands on engine and it would get a full tune up and purr like a kitten once again. Then he decided to check the tire pressure only to find that the tires had weather rot and were simply too bad to chance carrying His precious children. So He logged into tirerack.com to place a special order. Yes I said special order. How many people do you know that have a golden chariot? Thats what I thought. He noticed that they were on backorder so he spoke to the computer and demanded they be shipped immediately with one minute shipping and they were and it was good. So it seemed that it was finally ready but he noticed that the plates had expired and he had to go pay the taxes and get it registered again. Here is where He really got delayed. He has overcome engine trouble, tire trouble, order and shipping trouble but now he was gonna have to wait on the government. Since it was the weekend the offices were closed. He is going to go first thing Monday morning but there is no telling how long he will be at the DMV.
I wanted all of you that was sure He was coming on the 21st to know this story. You obviously don't listen to what the Bible says so here is a story you can better relate to.
